Help me to choose the right guy

Question: 

Dear Auntie Nangy, I’m dating three guys. One wants to give me a baby, one wants to marry me and the other one wants to take me to his parents. I need your advice Auntie.

Answer: 

So it’s “one for the money, two for the show and three to go.” This is from before your time but Auntie is sure some people out there will remember! I’m sorry but I don’t really understand what your problem is. If you want me to help you pick one I’m afraid that’s impossible as only you can possibly know what you want.