Submitted by NamibianSun101 on Thu, 2013-05-23 08:24
Aries
This is the right time to begin a long-term investment. In spite of the high risks involved, you are optimistic because you know you can rely on your loved one's support.
Taurus
You will be in a good shape and able to succeed in business and in your love life. You have no reasons to worry about your health, and your morale will be great.
Gemini
You will have the opportunity to solve the financial difficulties that you have been facing lately. You might be invited to join in a new business project. Strengthen your friendships. Read more about Horoscopes
Submitted by NamibianSun101 on Thu, 2013-05-23 08:24
Sunbathing croc shocks beachgoers
Hundreds of sunbathers fled a popular Indonesian beach in panic when a four-metre crocodile laid down next to them to soak up some rays, an official said Wednesday.
Crowds were thronging the beach at Balikpapan on Borneo island at the weekend when the 500kg reptile crawled ashore.
The crocodile was spotted sunbathing near the lifeguard post on Saturday morning, local coastguard Ari Triyanto told AFP. Read more about Crazy stories
Submitted by NamibianSun101 on Thu, 2013-05-23 08:24
My penis loses power Dear Auntie Nangy, I'm 29 and since I was young I didn't have sex. Now I try to, but my problem is that with my girlfriend my penis loses power when I put the condom on. If I try without the condom, I can, but the round is too short. I lost my lovely girlfriend because of that problem. Read more about Auntie nangy
Submitted by NamibianSun101 on Thu, 2013-05-23 08:24
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Hi im 25yrs guy im working as an architech in wdhk i don hve kids an i got ma own place.im luking for a mature gal to be ma one an only she must be also wrkng an hve her own place.an she must not hve more dan 1 kid.she must be in wdhk.frm de age of 18-28 cal or sms:0813336481/0813153648.
Ths s ur boy lucky frm ndangw, 24 years, em lukng 4 a seriez ldy to b mine n lyf, 19 to 27 yearz. No joke plz sh mst frm ndangwa töo, ma no,0813570720. Read more about Cellpals
Submitted by NamibianSun101 on Thu, 2013-05-23 08:24
Take it all
The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man's plead: Please take the books too! I'm N$5 000 short! Read more about Jokes
Submitted by NamibianSun101 on Wed, 2013-05-22 09:35
Her parents are the problem
Dear Auntie Nangy,
I am 26 and she is 21 and we have been together for several years. We have two sons. I love her and want to marry her, but the problem is with her parents. They don't like me and they aren't even talking to me for any reason at all. I don't know how I can stay with her if her parents don't like me. I wanted to be with her and support her emotionally and financially. I am worried that I won't have anyone to talk to if she falls sick or has any problem. I don't want to lose her. Read more about Auntie Nangy
Submitted by NamibianSun101 on Wed, 2013-05-22 09:35
Donkeys kill pensioner
A pensioner has been killed by two donkeys.
Sandor Horvath was chased and then dragged from a scooter, bitten and trampled on a farm in Hungary.
When the 65-year-old's mutilated body was discovered it was believed he had been attacked by wolves, according to local reports.
But a post-mortem examination showed that in fact the donkeys were responsible for the markings and bites.
Horvath is believed to have been visiting a farmer friend when the attack happened in Magyarszecsod. Read more about Crazy stories
Submitted by NamibianSun101 on Wed, 2013-05-22 09:35
Aries
The strength of a partnership could be tested. You might need to decide who is going to take responsibility to arrange a repair. Work issues could leave you in emotional pain.
Taurus
Weight or diet could be something of an issue. You may be drawn to what looks nice without considering what it's doing for you. Stress in a family relationship could lead you overeating.
Gemini
Two friends with different ideas might really need your opinion. Make an effort and find the right words so that the issue can be sorted out. Do not neglect your family. Read more about Horoscopes
