Legal & Lethal

We’d imagine you’re probably going to use the “But they’re not mine! I just borrowed them!” excuse. Save it. That one doesn’t wash with us any more – especially not when we’re talking about a pair of Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle’ pumps. Come on, girlfriend! Step it up here! Surely you can buy yourself a pair of “nude” shoes, rather than resorting to borrowing ones which are too big! You don’t HAVE to buy OMGDESIGNER. Just wear ANY shoes which fit.