Lunch dilemma

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. Read more about Lunch dilemma

Fiery ending

The beautiful 25-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her 75-year-old husband. Read more about Fiery ending

Not so identical

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.

“Okay,” the judge said, “Tell the court why you want a divorce.” Read more about Not so identical

The kids hate me

A mom was trying to get her son to get out of bed and get ready for school. “I am not going to school!” the son responded defiantly. Read more about The kids hate me

Heaven can’t wait

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Read more about Heaven can’t wait

Blonde suicide

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself. A man spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked her what she was doing and after hearing her intentions he said: “You`re supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist”. She replied: “I tried that, but I couldn`t breathe”. Read more about Blonde suicide

Good bye mother

A man was in a supermarket when he noticed an old lady following him around. Read more about Good bye mother


Two guys are sharing a hospital room. “What are you in for?” “I’m getting a circumcision.”

“Damn! I had that done when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year!” Read more about Circumcision

A child called Degree

A father sent his daughter to the University of Namibia (Unam). Two years later she came back pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. Her father said to the pastor, “My grandson’s name is Degree”. The pastor asked, “Why did you give the child such a name?”

He replied: “I sent my daughter to Unam and this is what she came back with. Therefore it’s my honour to do this on behalf of the unknown father.” Read more about A child called Degree

Education ruined me

A young boy gets tired of his father complaining about his poor performance at school. One day the boy says to his father, “Pa, you said you were the best student when you were a school boy, but you don’t know how to read and write.

“My son,” said the father,” I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.” Read more about Education ruined me



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