Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Thu, 2011-12-29 11:09
Dear Antie Nangy,
Please help me. I’m a 47-yearold married man in love with a 26-year-old girl. I love her and she loves me. The problem is that last month I didn’t go home and this month again. I’m not planning to go home. I want to go to that girl. I am confused, Auntie. Please help me.
You want me to tell you that what you are doing is absolutely fine, don’t you? Well, I’m not going to. In fact, I hope your wife sues you for your last cent. You are an adulterer and a coward, staying away from home without even having the decency to tell your wife what’s going on. Get a divorce first, and then you can enjoy the rest of your life with your new girl.
Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Thu, 2011-12-29 11:08
Dear Auntie Nangy,
I have met the most beautiful girl and we have been going steady for about a month now.
The time is coming closer for us to have sex for the first time and I really want it to be out of this world. What can I do to treat this lady of mine?
Don’t immediately go for the hot spots. Going straight for a woman’s breasts, neck, or other highly erogenous zones is not a
good way to kick off foreplay. Gently stroking her arms, stomach, legs, back, and hair is a much better way to get her warmed up to the idea of having sex. Going straight for a woman’s breasts just screams desperation and selfishness.
Take your time undressing her. Anticipation is one of your best friends when it comes to foreplay. If she is wondering every time that your hands wander to the top of her pants or the bottom of her shirt if this will be the time you will start to undress her, then she is sure to be on pins and needles, which will heighten her senses, making all touches that much more sensual.
While you are kissing her all over make sure that you are doing it in a light and gentle way. Going too fast or too hard isn’t a good idea. Compliment and talk dirty in equal proportions. Being complimented too much starts to get annoying, talking dirty too much may make her feel dirty, mixing compliments and dirty talk will make her feel sexy. Don’t spend too much time in one spot, keep it moving. If you are performing foreplay on her, then you need to take control. You don’t have to be forceful, but you can tell her what positions you want her in, whether you want her eyes open or closed, whether she should watch you or not. If you really want her begging to have sex, then go downtown. Be gentle, take your time, and pay attention to her body language while you are down there. Don’t be afraid to get your whole body involved while you are down there. Use your shoulders to hold her legs, your hands to rub her thighs, etc. Make sure that she is well lubricated before you finish up your foreplay and move on to sex. Trying to have sex without proper lubrication can be quite painful for a woman, especially if you are a rather well-endowed man. Don’t stop with the foreplay until she is physically ready to have sex.
Submitted by Sun Reporter2 on Thu, 2011-12-29 11:05
The Russian donkey that starred in a viral video that drew the ire of animal lovers worldwide has died. In July, a Russian parasailing company strapped Anapka, an 18-year-old female donkey, to a parachute and forced it to sail over a southern Russian beach in a misguided attempt at a publicity stunt. The stunt garnered plenty of negative publicity as horrified beachgoers uploaded a video of it to YouTube, where it sparked worldwide outrage.